Thursday, September 18, 2008

The BAMF House: ACCESS DENIED / The Random And Sometimes Ongoing Ramblings Of Sarcasm Joe - "Lil'" Rappers

DISCLAIMER: If you or you and a friend try to finish and make Jesus Christ's BAMF House into a real movie, you will be, according to Metallica, broken, beaten down, and scarred. Very, very deeply. And now... The Random And Sometimes Ongoing Ramblings Of Sarcasm Joe





At first I thought all rappers were midgets. Then I thought they were just trying to be cool by putting Lil' at the beginning of their name. It worked for Bow Wow when he was young because he was very "lil'." And now he's just Bow Wow. It's the problem I have with Lil' Wayne, Lil' Kim, Lil' Jon, the list goes on. So why do they do this? Do they have little arms? Feet? Little time to come up with something original so they sample other people's songs? According the the Sarcasm Joe Dictionary, a "rapper" has two definitions:

a. a person who talks using rhymes, like a poet, only more vulgar.
b. a midget.

I want there to be a day when someone comes out with this: Masi' Jon or something like that. Although people might misinterpret the abbreviation for that.

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