The Top 10 Hottest Actresses In Hollywood Cinema

So it's 12:38 AM on Friday night / saturday morning and I'm bored. I'm watching a really good movie and yet still bored. So here's my (opinionated) top 10 list of the hottest actresses in Hollywood cinema.

1. Scarlett Johansson

2. Keira Knightley

3. Roasario Dawson

4. Kristen Bell

5. Jessica Alba

6. Rose McGowan

7. Gisele Bundchen

8. Anne Hathaway

9. Jennifer Love Hewitt

10. Amy Adams

Let's start a debate

The Juggalo Chronicles Chapter 1

So I am a huge fan of ICP. So I made a story type of thing. It's called The Juggalo Chronicles and here's the first chapter.

Chapter 1: Juggalo Park

Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope finally unveil Juggalo Park.

1. Bring It On (J & Shaggy welcome the Johnson family to Juggalo Park with a wicked introduction.)

2. My Fun House (At the first attraction at JP, the Johnsons decide to take a stroll through the juggalo fun house.)

3. Tilt-A-Whirl (After the house walk, the Johnsons take a ride on the Tilt-A-Whirl.)

4. Wagon Wagon (After their ride, the JP wagon kidnaps the Johnsons from the Tilt-A-Whirl and brings them to the shooting range at JP.)

5. Chicken Huntin' (Slaughterhouse Remix) [The Johnsons go "chicken huntin'" at the shooting range. After their hunt, they decide to go on another ride]

6. Halls Of Illusions (The Johnsons witness the sick reality of what might be their real life. Of the course the children don't understand it at all.)

7. Toy Box (After their walk down the hallway, the Johnsons decide to go to something more kid-friendly. Toy Box seems like their best bet Seems like their best bet.)

8. Hokus Pokus (Toy Box scares the living hell out of the Johnson children, but they're excited to see a musical magic show. But what they don't know may be for the worse.)

9. Blaaam!!! (Because the Johnson children participated in the show, surprisingly without dying, they each got a prize. A magical lamp.)

10. The Juggla (The manager of JP specifically told the magicians not to give those lamps away. A strict rule at JP: don't fuck with The Juggla.)

11. House Of Mirrors (The Johnsons want to see if they can enjoy their stay at JP, so they go to one of their favorite carnival attractions. But this is no ordinary house of mirrors.)

12. Hell's Forecast (The Johnsons would like to know exactly what else they're about to expect from JP on the informational tape they were given at their arrival.)

13. The Shaggy Show (The Johnsons decide to take a break from rides and see another live show.)

14. House Of Horrors (The House Of Horrors is 18 & Over at JP. So the Johnson parents leave their kids at the JP day care center. Although, like everything else at JP, it's not your ordinary day care center.)

15. Headless Boogie (This "day care center" is actually a possessed graveyard with an evil caretaker. And a very neglectful caretaker. So I guess caretaker isn't really the right term here. Especially with the story he's about to tell.)

16. Boogie Woogie Wu (The Johnson parents died at the HOH. Of course, the children don't know that. They're busy listening to another story from the "caretaker.")

17. Juggalo Homies (The Juggla fires J & Shaggy for giving the Johnson children the lamps, and letting the Johnsons into JP at all. This sets off a brand new life for these two juggalos and their homies.)

Chapter 2: 1.2.09

Chapter 3: 1.3.09