Saturday, April 4, 2009

Happy 30! / Lazy / This Needs To Change / The Top 10 Sickest Cannibal Corpse Song Titles

I. 30TH POST!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!! K.

II. Let The Cult Reign as well as Matt Lauer: Robot In Disguise are non-existent. Sorry.

III. The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame inductee rules state that a band cannot be inducted unless they have recorded music for 25 years. Let's change that. Can't it just be 20 years? Because if it was, by 2010 Cannibal Corpse, The Mountain Goats, NOFX, Jane's Addiction, and more would be in there, which they all deserve to be. Which leads me to my next point.

IV. The Top 10 Sickest Cannibal Corpse Song Titles. In honor of their new record, Evisceration Plague, I have chosen to take the top 10 most shocking, disturbing, and disgusting track titles by the most brutal band in America.

1. Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's Cunt
2. Fucked With A Knife
3. I Cum Blood
4. Dismembered And Molested
5. Edible Autopsy
6. Orgasm Through Torture
7. Meat Hook Sodomy
8. Post Mortal Ejaculation
9. Stabbed In The Throat
10. Skewered From Ear To Ear

And as a bonus... the top 5 sickest CC album covers (just Google them)

1. Worm Infested
2. The Wretched Spawn
3. Gallery Of Suicide
4. Butchered At Birth
5. Tomb Of The Mutilated