The Top 10 Albums Of 2008

I'm tired so we're gonna make this short and and sweet. Pissed? Whatever.

1. Mindless Self Indulgence - If

2. Guns N' Roses - Chinese Democracy

3. Ben Folds - Way To Normal

4. Metallica - Death Magnetic

5. MGMT - Oracular Spectacular

6. Rehab - Graffiti The World

7. 3OH!3 - Want

8. The Mountain Goats - Heretic Pride

9. Dragonforce - Ultra Beatdown

10. Tom Morello / The Nightwatchman - The Fabled City

Buy them all at once and listen to them backwards.

(DISCLAIMER FOR STUPID PEOPLE: Don't actually play the albums backwards, what I mean is listen to The Fabled City first and work your way up to If.)

Heavy Metal Sex Jokes

What do heavy metal fans call a blowjob? A headbang

What's a heavy metal fan's favorite sex position? A 6669 (a six-six-sixty-nine if you don't know how to pronounce it)

What does a heavy metal fan call casual sex? A quiet riot

What does a heavy metal fan call incest? Doing it with a twisted sister

What does a heavy metal fan call a shotgun wedding? Guns n' roses.

What is a female heavy metal fan's rape song? Balls to the wall

More on the way...