What's a heavy metal fan's favorite sex position? A 6669 (a six-six-sixty-nine if you don't know how to pronounce it)
What does a heavy metal fan call casual sex? A quiet riot
What does a heavy metal fan call incest? Doing it with a twisted sister
What does a heavy metal fan call a shotgun wedding? Guns n' roses.
What is a female heavy metal fan's rape song? Balls to the wall
More on the way...
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