Sunday, October 5, 2008

Every Day Is Just Another Punch In The Face / Assholes, Beware!

Fuck, procrastination is a bitch ain't it? You wake up, go to work, come home, grab a beer and fuck around for a few hours until you wake up the next morning with every feature of your body fucked up and nothing accomplished. You wasted dollars among dollars on useless crap and your computer is unexaggeratedly screwed up and you can barely use it. Society is laughing at you and so is all of the female gender. You remember back in school when it was simple a simple time where if you fucked something up your teacher would just say "Oh, sweetie it's ok. Just say you're sorry and don't do it again." You miss an assignment at work and it's "What the fuck happened?! One more instance like this and you're fired!!!" In other news, ,ore than 50% of metal sucks. All these guys are trying to sound all heavy and dark and ominous and shit. Just because you say "death" 400 times in your song doesn't mean you're metal. In this instance, I'm in another band. A metal band unlike any other. Diablo Immortica, the metal band whose songs are unlike any other metal songs and whose lyrics will maybe just give you a headache. Blowing your mind is too dark. Now, we still do talk about metal-type stuff, just not as much as other bands. And we can assure you Diablo Immortica is a kickass metal band name. Right up there with Dying Fetus. (No offense - they fuckin' rule.)

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